K-ON? No, K
the sims 4 announcements are so bleak and depressing out of context
THIS WAS LITERALLY THE BEST COMIC I HAVE EVER HAD THE SINCEREST PLEASURE TO READ.
MY SIM FUCKED HER ELDER BOYFRIEND TWICE IN A ROW AND HE PROMPTLY DIED
now my sim got this moodlet
DM: “The monstrous Frost Drake faces you down, opens it mouth, and you hear…LAST NAME EVER! FIRST NAME GREATEST! LIKE A SPRAINED ANKLE, BOY I AIN’T NOTHING TO PLAY WITH!”
benefits of being friends with me
- shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
- shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them
We could all learn a thing or two from European game journalists.